15 Messages You Hope To Get

By Uloop Archives on July 15, 2013

We’ve all been there.

You know, the moments you spend staring at your phone (or computer), wishing someone would send you a text, tweet, e-mail, Snapchat, DM, inbox message– anything so you’ll feel important? Well, I’ve compiled a list of 15 messages I think most of us would love to receive. Starting with. . .

1. Sorry we haven’t talked much. I feel bad for not inviting you to hang out lately. —Long, lost friend

2. I think you’re pretty cool. We should hang out sometime. —Your crush

3. Hey daughter girl, I got a big bonus at work so I deposited some money in your checking account. Don’t blow it all up in one day! Enjoy. —The Rents

4. Hello Clever and Young Minds, Remember that 10-page paper I assigned for this weekend? I already know I won’t be in the mood to grade papers next weekend since I’ll be at a wedding. So don’t worry about it! —Professor

5. Sorry I didn’t respond. Even though I read it and my read receipts are on, my ego is so big, I wanted to come across like the most important person ever, so I chose not to reply. Regardless, I failed to realize how much of an awesome person you are. Simply put, I’m a douche. —Person who regularly ignores your messages for no apparent reason

6. Hey stranger, miss you tons. Got a fat check from work. Dinner, my treat? —Busy friend who still tries to make time for you

7. Best. Vine. EVER. [embedded link] We have to do this! —Partner in Crime

8. I was kicked out my sorority and my friends stopped talking to me, so it’s been a rough year. How’s yours?—Ex-friend

9. I’m so jealous you get to go to Lolla this summer!—Frenemy

10. I was out with the guys last night and being around them made me realize just how glad I am to have you. —The boyfran

11. Starbucks Alert: Thanks for participating in MY REWARDS. Since you have reached the Gold Level membership, you now have access to 10 free drinks of ANY size! —Starbucks

12. I have a cat, too! Our cats can be besties :-) —Future roommie

13. I had fun tonight. Totally up for doing this again sometime. —Post-first date message

14. Just scored tix to this Beyoncé concert. Say you’ll come with? —Best friend

15. So I know I said I wasn’t interested, but I am. I was just afraid of what people would think if they saw me with you. Regardless, I like you a lot. I’m willing to try this again if you are…? —Person who rejected you for stupid reasons

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