15 Messages You Hope To Get
We’ve all been there.
You know, the moments you spend staring at your phone (or computer), wishing someone would send you a text, tweet, e-mail, Snapchat, DM, inbox message– anything so you’ll feel important? Well, I’ve compiled a list of 15 messages I think most of us would love to receive. Starting with. . .
1. Sorry we haven’t talked much. I feel bad for not inviting you to hang out lately. —Long, lost friend
2. I think you’re pretty cool. We should hang out sometime. —Your crush
3. Hey daughter girl, I got a big bonus at work so I deposited some money in your checking account. Don’t blow it all up in one day! Enjoy. —The Rents
4. Hello Clever and Young Minds, Remember that 10-page paper I assigned for this weekend? I already know I won’t be in the mood to grade papers next weekend since I’ll be at a wedding. So don’t worry about it! —Professor
5. Sorry I didn’t respond. Even though I read it and my read receipts are on, my ego is so big, I wanted to come across like the most important person ever, so I chose not to reply. Regardless, I failed to realize how much of an awesome person you are. Simply put, I’m a douche. —Person who regularly ignores your messages for no apparent reason
6. Hey stranger, miss you tons. Got a fat check from work. Dinner, my treat? —Busy friend who still tries to make time for you
7. Best. Vine. EVER. [embedded link] We have to do this! —Partner in Crime
8. I was kicked out my sorority and my friends stopped talking to me, so it’s been a rough year. How’s yours?—Ex-friend
9. I’m so jealous you get to go to Lolla this summer!—Frenemy
10. I was out with the guys last night and being around them made me realize just how glad I am to have you. —The boyfran
11. Starbucks Alert: Thanks for participating in MY REWARDS. Since you have reached the Gold Level membership, you now have access to 10 free drinks of ANY size! —Starbucks
12. I have a cat, too! Our cats can be besties —Future roommie
13. I had fun tonight. Totally up for doing this again sometime. —Post-first date message
14. Just scored tix to this Beyoncé concert. Say you’ll come with? —Best friend
15. So I know I said I wasn’t interested, but I am. I was just afraid of what people would think if they saw me with you. Regardless, I like you a lot. I’m willing to try this again if you are…? —Person who rejected you for stupid reasons